Taser Machine Fixes My Swearing Problem
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  • I’mActually Not a furry
    I’mActually Not a furry

    Honestly the taser was invented because for self defence something that inflicts pain is a good deterrent but they needed something that also doesn’t cause lasting damage because obviously a knife or gun causes serious damage meanwhile a taser just causes pain. So it can sometimes stop an attacker without actually causing any actual harm and also the sound is terrifying. Of course knowing all this tasers still scare me because that sound is loud irl

  • Jonas Parks
    Jonas Parks

    7:53 what a bro

  • Candy Stripper
    Candy Stripper

    Tasers are the best :o

  • ym
    ym

    3 years late but you spelled sentence wrong in your code at 3:08. Also having a "languageManager" just to check if a word is a swear word feels overkill but you probably wrote this in like 30 minutes so.

  • Reuben Cheney
    Reuben Cheney

    1:52 "I think that it's a bridge we need to burn when we get to it." I love this 'Myth Series' quote. I use it all the time, glad to see some one else using it as well!

  • SirLok1
    SirLok1

    You look like Clark Green from the office

  • Jam Clips
    Jam Clips

    When it's not hurting it doesn't hurt...It makes perfect sense to me

  • Allen Jerry
    Allen Jerry

    filipinos swear everytime

  • PK the World
    PK the World

    That fire insurance burn was 3rd degree.

  • Polish Lasagna
    Polish Lasagna

    Bee’s bee’s that’s a lot of bee’s said micheal

  • ya local sagittarius
    ya local sagittarius

    this clearly didn't work

  • Bee pyro
    Bee pyro

    the day he lost it

  • Abhishek Avhad
    Abhishek Avhad

    I am William osman and I don't know how to buy fire insurance

  • RiddimRush
    RiddimRush

    "When it's not hurting it doesn't hurt" Very valuable info, Michael.

  • Grayson Hayes
    Grayson Hayes

    And i dont know how to buy fire insurance

  • MilkAndBanana
    MilkAndBanana

    Is it just me or the thumbnail changed?

    • Goldtoise Gaming
      Goldtoise Gaming

      It has changed.

  • JKaradou
    JKaradou

    there are a lot of youtubers that put themselves into pain to entertain or to gain subscribers but most of them are not fun to watch, but this guy is genuinely fun to watch

  • WarmMafura
    WarmMafura

    1:34 People die when they get killed Same energy, same energy..

  • PEANUT
    PEANUT

    This is like that thing in the south park movie that shocks you when you swear, remember that, anyone?

  • FarmerJhon Cheese
    FarmerJhon Cheese

    Isn’t taser machine just a taser in general

  • BedwarsChaos
    BedwarsChaos

    he swears, gets shocked, swears because of the electricity, gets shocked again, and the whole process repeats itself productivity at it's best

  • Mr Arby
    Mr Arby

    @michael reeves get in touch with Steve-o!

  • Ernesto Quint
    Ernesto Quint

    I miss these two now.. Sadge. Now I only mykul

  • Felix Murphy
    Felix Murphy

    "I went to school in my bedroom" hits different after a year of zoom college classes

  • Julian Nicol
    Julian Nicol

    Long ago, the skin oils lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Stress attacked.

  • Conner Parsons
    Conner Parsons

    little did he know this video would start a worse addiction,His taser addiction.

  • Zeus Miguel Ybañez
    Zeus Miguel Ybañez

    And that is how all the dead tasers you found are mostly belongs to michael

  • asian sensation
    asian sensation

    Man not even getting tazed tazed

  • Stone Sparkes
    Stone Sparkes

    I love how this starts off with grown men tazing themselves

  • Jinzan Manager
    Jinzan Manager

    Hyphens and fing everything “ur welcome “

  • IZ
    IZ

    The beginning of his taser addiction

    • Talene
      Talene

      Probably

  • cherandshane2
    cherandshane2

    Fire insurance? I didnt know my fire was valuable

  • Britannicc
    Britannicc

    imagine if they accidentally taze the dog :(

  • RoninG1
    RoninG1

    how the fuq does michael reeves get sponsored

  • Deuterium_oxide
    Deuterium_oxide

    "When it's not hurting it doesn't hurt" yes

  • Hudson Elliott
    Hudson Elliott

    This video is going to be a fun one

  • Asankanu 457
    Asankanu 457

    You’re a 12 year old in a 16 year olds body with the intelligence of someone that may or may not have been to college

  • Maxi
    Maxi

    3:08 "sentance" good job michael

  • Just some SeverableGibbon with internet access
    Just some SeverableGibbon with internet access

    Breaking news:phillipino child fixes world wide swearing problem with tasers

  • Felicia Hidalgo
    Felicia Hidalgo

    michael looks like a minion in his outfit

  • Dracopyre
    Dracopyre

    Pretty sure South Park did this in Bigger, Longer, Uncut.

  • Teksio
    Teksio

    7:52 I DIED XD

  • Extra Toast
    Extra Toast

    And this is where the tazer addiction began

  • Jessica Chipman
    Jessica Chipman

    What's even funnier is that it is not a squash... its a gord

  • Kyle Posey
    Kyle Posey

    Burning a bridge when you get 2 it. the combination of 2 idioms, a malaphor.

  • MrFosilMan
    MrFosilMan

    Michael: "This is a short story by- You don't write words too good, do you?"

  • Kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko
    Kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko

    7:54 I can't even think of a good caption I just love this bit

  • Toilet Guy
    Toilet Guy

    Now, 3 years later, Dr. Sues is also banned... so... *zap* 7:28

  • TEEBLR TOK
    TEEBLR TOK

    Shock collar would have been better

  • kumanekoDoodles
    kumanekoDoodles

    "Fixed" his swearing problem.

    • Asriel Dreemurr
      Asriel Dreemurr

      Not a period but a question mark

  • Shradinx
    Shradinx

    "I dont care! What did you get in fucking English? You probably got a *B* didn't you!" ~ Michael Tazer Reeves 2018

  • Dyrene DK
    Dyrene DK

    HOW TF DID HE MAKE ME WHEEZE 20 FUCKING SECONDS INTO A GODDAMN VIDEO LIKE WTF IS HAPPENING!?!?!? IM DYING AND IM NOT EVEN A MINUTE INTO THE VIDEO

  • sasha leigh
    sasha leigh

    Hes slowly building a "Beat the Shit out of William Osman" addiction

  • CRAZYGAMER 1
    CRAZYGAMER 1

    my favorite entertainment 2 grown men reading docter suess and zapping eachother.

  • SADat4AM
    SADat4AM

    make a polygraph which zaps on lies XD

  • Srihari Akilen
    Srihari Akilen

    ' When it's not hurting, it's not hurting' Michael Reeves 2018

  • Meet Engideer
    Meet Engideer

    I think it will only make him swear more Then he already does

  • RJ Gallagher
    RJ Gallagher

    1:33 i thought he was tazing the dog

  • Anynonymous
    Anynonymous

    I wonder why Will was reading the Green Eggs and Ham script like he was being held gunpoint by a psychopathic man with a taser...

  • Keithen Woodley
    Keithen Woodley

    Just ammagine your their neighbor and your judt sitting in your back your back yard and hear maniacal laughing coming from the camper in your neighbors back yard

  • Keithen Woodley
    Keithen Woodley

    Can we agnolige that micheal almost tazed himself in the face at7:48

  • Keithen Woodley
    Keithen Woodley

    When the altimute attack from a boss battle comes:6:20

  • Keithen Woodley
    Keithen Woodley

    4:06. What if it just shocked micheal as soon as he said that

  • Aaron Derugado
    Aaron Derugado

    Villain origin story

  • Anthony Attaway
    Anthony Attaway

    Straight out of southpark

  • Brad Schrader
    Brad Schrader

    This needs to be strapped to them

  • CIA Scuderi
    CIA Scuderi

    innovative

  • Decent Sasquatch
    Decent Sasquatch

    You should upgrade it so that the bader The word is The longer it shocks

  • Tulley S
    Tulley S

    7:56 friendship😂

  • AshAttackers
    AshAttackers

    4:04 lol i miss this guy

  • Hungrydiamond80
    Hungrydiamond80

    South Park the movie be like

  • April Pham
    April Pham

    It’s funny, because it’s so obviously a woman’s self defense taser

  • Star
    Star

    Only Micheal and William will have fun tazing eachother

    • Star
      Star

      Michael*

  • dederekt
    dederekt

    This is Derek from the future. Asian jokes and Dr Seuss? This doesn't age well in 2021...

  • Detective Usless
    Detective Usless

    i dont think it worked

  • LeagueO_blade
    LeagueO_blade

    eyy bitch it's been 3 years now don't be egotistical just saying you should upload

  • Bubba Kushington
    Bubba Kushington

    This is the exact reason Dr. Seuss has been banned and " cancelled " in America because of you guys. Lol

  • C P
    C P

    I swear this dud uses too many tasers

  • Dancing Pumpkin Man
    Dancing Pumpkin Man

    This is just the south park movie

  • pkmayer
    pkmayer

    Were did this go

  • -LolliXD -
    -LolliXD -

    That one masochist who visited micheal reeves [:

  • Nugget Love
    Nugget Love

    South Park irl

  • Ava Cocione
    Ava Cocione

    Michael: When it's not hurting, it doesnt hurt... Me: 👏👏👏 best quote ever

  • Markie Forca
    Markie Forca

    MAKE A ROBOT LIKE ALEXA AND SIRE YOU BITCH

  • Amateur_Picatsso
    Amateur_Picatsso

    7:53. Don't know why, just liked that part

  • Coenie Torlage
    Coenie Torlage

    Make this robot but connect it to Grammarly

  • Daniel Berndsen
    Daniel Berndsen

    I'd give this to someone who has fucking ticks that makes them say swear words

  • RedMiner
    RedMiner

    you dum

  • Mstar gaming
    Mstar gaming

    Omg paus the video here 4:48

  • Mstar gaming
    Mstar gaming

    What happend here 4:48

  • Spooderman
    Spooderman

    Back when he was ruled by the tasers. Now, he is the ruler. Which is weird because you wouldn't think that a measurement device would be in command of anything except metric and imperial. ',:|

  • Monica Pastrana
    Monica Pastrana

    The clothes you wore in the intro remind me of Gene Belcher from Bob's Burgers

  • SirAngusSteele
    SirAngusSteele

    *Not a Tazer.

  • Vishwa Musix
    Vishwa Musix

    This video has the least no. Of swear words on this channel

  • PumkinButter
    PumkinButter

    7:57 ah yes, back when Michael had feelings

  • DevLoo Animation
    DevLoo Animation

    Dog taste people

    • Hyperboid
      Hyperboid

      what

  • Michael Reeves Clips
    Michael Reeves Clips

    robot

    • Hyperboid
      Hyperboid

      robot

  • Shawna
    Shawna

    7:55 Michael is a good friend

  • Site 13
    Site 13

    And thus, This creature has learned its most useful tool of torture... A FUCK TON OF TASERS

  • Trick Shot Kingdom
    Trick Shot Kingdom

    Does he have any non-demonized videos?